Valentine's Boxing, Day 2006

this is how cool i am:
not only was i being kissed by PATTON OSWALT, but i also don't feel the need to photoshop my rolls. good work, bibi !


bibi, fifi and random sultry uber-vixeny siren:


a very good boy picked up some clothing for me:


Poubelles in da house:


see it was gonna be us, Angel and Satanico vs. Los Gallineros y Las Gallineras, but those silly hens switched sides. alls we could do was take care of Los Gallineritos (who we love anyway, so i wasn't no thing but a youknowthereast) :








somehow reminds me of stories i've heard in which babies are born with their mouths shut and their eyes wide open, silently observing their own birth...except a little less disconcerting and more bad-ass:






something kinda messed up had just occured, if i recall the moment correctly:


yup, must have been:


i mean REAL un-cool:


maybe something along these lines:


whatever Fif' was up to, it doesn't seem like it was a good idea:


then again...:




Angel sitting me up on the turnbuckle, right before he slapped the living bejesus outta my sweet little face:




we no so happy about it:


we threw 'em all into the turnbuckle, including this hapless Gallinera:


...and we ended up getting our bottoms handed to us....:


but don't worry..we had a rematch the next night.

post match spectating:


voted Cutest Couple of LVV:


to be continued,
xo,
b

all photos courtsey of the amazing DON SPIRO !!! please, if you wanna use one, give the man credit and drop him a prop or two !!

Valentine's Day 2006, LVV styley

Wow-wee. Whotta great V-Day ! Here - I'ma prove it !



Tom Kenny made me swoon right about here:


watchin' and enjoyin; with our ensorcelling maid-in-training CRYBABY close at hand:


just picking up after the girls using a frying pan, is all:


ok, you know what? i am kinda tired of this happening...every time we try to initiate a new lovely lassie into the world of French Maiding, some loco luchador Kiss-Bandit decides that it is his right to come steal her away. *indignant foot stamp*


after he'd stolen her for the last time, we decided to confront that pesky Kiss-Bandit


i can't tell you how angry i was when that chulito K-B tired to kiss ME of all people !


and he responded to our rejection with an appropriate face-saving gesture (or two)


i let the photographic images take it from here -






(<---we made him kiss the pretty ref. ain't we lil stinkas?)



K-B really had a go with us...



thank GOD for Crybaby, who snuck out of the ring and brought the crowd to their feet, chanting our names in thunderous support until our theme song triumphantly trumped K-B's disturbingly sensual CHAKARON dance (which Fif' couldn't even bring herself to look at):






that sure upsetted Kabe..so much that he picked up Crybaby and threw her on the floor !


..so...i had to retaliate...


..and so did Fif' !


how did it all end? in a yay:


thanks to all those LVV fans out there who shared the most romantic day of the universe by our sides ! anyone out there got any more photos to complement genius photographer and really swell fella DON SPIRO's amazing collection of photos from the show? We would be thrilled to use them on our site !!! That means you, too, Jim, where ever you disapppppppeeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeed to.

xo,
b